God in the papers


There is a belief regarding crows that they are actually our forefathers and one must feed them chapatis to keep them happy. My mom too believes in this and follows this ritual on auspicious days. She says that they should be given warm chapatis only as they don't eat cold ones (while it doesn't matter much if we end up having to eat one or two cold ones thanks to those grey birds eh?)

One fine day, she tore a page from a random newspaper to carry the hot chapatis for the crows. While she was wrapping them up, she happened to notice an image of Lord Ganesha on the page and commented in passing that the newspapermen shouldn't put God's pictures in there -What if some mother unknowingly took off a page with God's image in it to wipe her child's shitty ass? Wouldn't that be an insult?- all this while innocently wrapping that very page around the chapatis for the crows oops our forefathers. I wonder if Ganesha ate up a few chapatis himself. Chuckles.

Anyway, I immediately got a visual (for a future movie, ahem) wherein an ignorant mother actually tears a page with God's image(Imagine Ganesha, imagine yourself on that page-oops) in it and proceeds to wiping her child's shitty ass while Ganesha grimaces most disgustedly and runs off the paper to save himself! Bhaaaaaaaaaaaaaagoooooooo!
Hahaahahhahhaaaaaaaaa!
Ganesha is awesome!
Laugh On!


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